Tuesday 28 January 2020

Some of Robin's best lines

"Ah, yes, divorce. . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"You're only given a little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it."

"If it's the Psychic Network, 
why do they need a phone number?"

"Some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, lives with his parents, come on. He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish. Give it up."

"You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you're 18, but by the time you're 80, it's a picket fence."

"My battles with 
addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And 
the value of friends and family, how precious that is."

"Cocaine is God's way of 
saying you're making too much money."

"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."

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