What advice would the Fab Five give you if you were on Queer Eye?
The hosts of Netflix show Queer Eye are famed for their life-changing advice… but what would they say to you?
If you’ve been anywhere near the internet over the last few months, you will have heard of the rebooted TV show Queer Eye.
The Netflix show, hosted by a group of LGBT men known as the Fab Five, helps one person each episode undergo a transformation with emotional and life-changing advice.
The makeover takes place in five areas: fashion (Tan France), grooming (Jonathan Van Ness), design (Bobby Berk), food (Antoni Porowski), and culture (Karamo Brown).
Here are the pieces of advice people have imagined the five would give them, ranging from the tough love to the hilarious.
1. Some people captured the hosts’ voices very well.
If I was on @QueerEye— Marguerite Ballou (@mcballou02) June 29, 2018
Bobby: did you decorate your house with stuffing on purpose
JVN: OMG HONEY ur split ends have split ends
Antonio: Beer is not a food group
Tan: do you have anything other than spandex
Karamo: you don’t have to become a dog lady
2. Weekly face masks are actually great!
If I was on Queer Eye:— fiona 💞 (@neonfiona) June 27, 2018
Bobby: have u ever hung up clothes ever
Jonathan: weekly face masks aren’t a substitute for daily skincare
Karamo: this is some record breaking low self esteem
Antoni: ur veins are filled w coffee
Tan: u can’t just wear the exact same black skirt every day
3. Karamo is essentially the group’s therapist.
if i was on queer eye:— danika 🌈 (@nasty_danika) June 30, 2018
bobby: u have ur mattress on the ground, u need me
antoni: i get u eat for convenience but a granola bar w peanut butter, really?
jvn: a bun for the 378th day in a row?
karamo: tell me abt ur parents divorce
tan: a nike tee isn’t a personality substitute
4. This person knows they’ve disrespected Italian cuisine.
if i was on queer eye— kat 🌈 Ⓥ (@tiredkatt) July 1, 2018
bobby: is this hardwood or carpet in here i can’t see the floor
tan: everything is black
antoni: throwing noodles in a pot isn’t “italian cuisine”
jonathan: GORG baby but why don’t you own a hairbrush
karamo: *stares blankly at me then comes in for a hug*
5. The Fab Five are very in-demand.
if I was on Queer Eye:— Abby (@abbyandthejets) June 30, 2018
Bobby: WHAT is this literal mountain beneath your bed?
Tan: have you tried non-denim pants?
Antoni: even these canned goods are expired?
Karamo: if you took half a breath you might be able to meet a partner who's not your best friend
Jonathan: EX FO LI ATE
6. Some people made fun of Antoni’s love for avocados.
If I was on Queer Eye:— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) June 29, 2018
Bobby: oh no.
Karamo: oh no no no.
7. People are mostly using this meme to showcase their bad habits.
if i was on queer eye:— Rachel Baker (@_RachBake) June 28, 2018
tan: it's 95° outside, why are you wearing a flannel
karamo: having an insane amount of spotify playlists isn't "cultured"
bobby: succulents aren't decor
antoni: do you eat anything besides carbs??
jonathan: for the love of god pls wash your face
8. Some non-watchers decided to join in.
If I was on Queer Eye:— Allison Elkington (@allisonindia) June 26, 2018
Kame: you 👏🏽
Antoine: don’t even 👏🏽
Billy: watch 👏🏽
Dan: this 👏🏽
Johnny: show 👏🏽
9. Seriously, the Fab Five are so needed.
If I was on queer eye— Stacey (@Stacey_FoxyArt) June 30, 2018
Tan: bra’s are not tops and no one needs 300 striped tees
Antoni: have you ever..... eaten something that wasn’t junk food
Bobby: art supplies are not Decor
JVN: honey you really have to start brushing that hair
Karamo: you’re a lost cause I can’t fix this
10. Finally, this person deserves a round of applause.
If I was on Queer Eye:— bobby rodriguez donoso (@bobbyrdonoso) July 1, 2018
Bobby: Chic, everything is organized in this clean, minimalist space.
Tan: so many chelsea boots and printed shirts!
Jonathan: yaaas skin care routine!
Antoni: great spice rack
Karamo: let’s finally try kickboxing
(Did i do this right?)