Sunday 18 November 2018

The one thing people would tell their pets if they could speak English for an hour

What would you want your pet to know?

Blonde happy girl with her chihuahua doggy portrait lying on lawn
Blonde happy girl with her chihuahua doggy portrait lying on lawn

By Alistair Mason, Press Association

Keeping a pet can be a wonderful experience, but just imagine what it would be like if they actually understood what you were telling them.

Reddit user YellowUmbrellaGuy asked what people would talk about if they were “given one hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly, and you understand them perfectly”.

Here are some of the best replies:

You don’t always have to bark

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Revenge

Real love

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This seems like cheating but we’ll allow it

There’s plenty of fruit to go round

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Back story

Just some real talk

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Toilet troubles

Loud noised aren’t actually going to kill you

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And this absolute classic

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