Everyone’s roasting a ‘strangely proportioned’ toy dinosaur and it’s hilarious
He was won at a bowling alley, and has provided much mirth for the people of Twitter.
The internet can be a cruel place sometimes, but when it came to one unique-looking toy dinosaur the roasting was all in good spirits.
The toy in question was won by writer and illustrator Jonny Sun at a bowling alley, and to celebrate he asked his many Twitter followers to direct insults at his dinosaur.
please roast this extremely strangely proportioned leggy boi i won at the bowling alley, i love him pic.twitter.com/FxD8TMCpmB— jonny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2018
The internet did not need asking twice.
1. The thinker
me during the first week of the semester when the class is doing ice breakers and i’m trying to rehearse how to say my own name in my head— 𝒎𝒆𝒈𝒉𝒂𝒏 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ (@meghan_jaya) December 13, 2018
Your boy look like a T-wrecked— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) December 13, 2018
3. He protecc, he attac
He protecc— Scare Away (@kaysarahsera) December 13, 2018
But most important
Is that his neck or his back
4. Fashion faux pas
when the jumpsuit is cute but the sleeves are too small— 🦇krix or treat👻 (@krix) December 13, 2018
5. Pool problems
when u walk out of the pool but the air is cold— kelly (@cheleancr) December 13, 2018
I think it’s a normal dinosaur that never skips trap day at the gym— Noël (@npagl) December 13, 2018
I like this lemon and I hope he prospers— untitled China analyst game (@rzhongnotes) December 13, 2018
8. Dinner time
w a little ketchup smudge— W▵TSKY (@gwatsky) December 13, 2018
9. Poulet vous?
Jonny why did they give you a plucked chicken at the bowling alley— Rich (@LilRichie23) December 13, 2018