Twenty time champion jockey AP McCoy was beaten to the punch on his shock return to racing after boxing champ Barry McGuigan triumphed in a chaotic donkey derby.
The Grand National winner's famed horsemanship counted for nothing when his mule steered him into a hedge during a madcap charity event in his hometown of Moneyglass, Co Antrim.
"They are as stubborn as they say they are," McCoy said after managing to cling on to his mount to stagger in third.
"I suppose I've ridden a few donkeys in my time - the thing was they weren't supposed to be donkeys."
The fun race was part of a day of events to mark McCoy's extraordinary sporting career and raise money for local charities, including the Northern Ireland Children's Hospice.
McGuigan and McCoy were not the only sporting stars donning the racing silks. Northern Ireland's record goal scorer David Healy, former world middleweight champion boxer Brian Magee and Tyrone gaelic footballer Sean Cavanagh joined the mayhem.
Hundreds of supporters laughed, cheered and even screamed as the donkeys hurtled round one circuit of a field behind the pub run by the McCoy family.
Among them was current world super bantamweight champion boxer Carl Frampton, who steered clear of the asses for fear of injury.
That worked out well for McGuigan - Frampton's promoter - as it was one fewer competitor between him and the title.
"I daren't look behind me because I was so unstable on the poor donkey," McGuigan said after lifting the trophy.
"I think mine was just a bit fitter than everyone else's."