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10 jokes that are so stupid they’re funny

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They say the best things in life are free, and nothing encapsulates that quite like a silly joke.

So, for a moment of respite from whatever stresses you might have going on, here’s a collection of the very silliest the internet has to offer.

In a hugely popular thread, Reddit user thinwashere asked “what’s a joke so stupid it’s funny?” – here are the best answers.

1. I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket:

“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?” – Munninnu

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2. I used to have two kidneys. Then I grew up.

Now I have two adult knees. – FEED_ME_STORIES

3. A man is washing the car with his son.

The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?” – Rndomguytf

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4. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

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Philippe Philoppe. – Renderclippur

5. I had to sell my vacuum cleaner…

… Because it was just collecting dust. – Crypto7899

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6. What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear – RyanIVanhorn

7. A limbo champion walks into a bar

They are disqualified. – omooney

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8. How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg. inna_kotova

9. And the lord said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth and won a toaster. – duckemblues

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10. Two goldfish are in a tank.

One looks to the other and says, “You man the guns while I drive.” Gmanun


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