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Chrissie Russell Opinion ‘I breastfed my two boys to their third birthdays and saw firsthand how women's bodies are sexually objectified'

I was on holiday, swimming in the Med recently, when I spotted my ideal beach body on the shore. A woman, probably in her late 70s, average build, was standing in the surf, hands on hips, boobs out, smiling as she stared out to sea. That, I thought to myself, is exactly the kind of bikini-ready — or bikini-shedding — confidence that’s worth aspiring to.

Jacques O’Neill left Love Island on Monday night. Photo: ITV

Love Island: Why do people think Paige should have left with Jacques? Plus, Adam picks in tonight's recoupling...

When I say "people", I'm mostly referring to Luca. There he was on Tuesday night's episode, thoroughly AGHAST at the fact Jacques was leaving the villa "alone." Luca even went so far as to say he would've left with Jacques himself only he had to stick around for Gemma (coupled with possibly future lucrative sponsorships, plus the joy of getting paid for lounging around a villa for weeks on end).

Gemma and Jack on Love Island

Love Island best bits: Are famous peeps just booking their kids into Love Island like summer camp? Plus, Dami’s dramatic fall from grace

And there we thought it'd be Ronan Keating's second-born, model Missy, that would've sashayed into the villa at some point. Who knows, that may still happen; especially as it doesn't appear Jack is tickling any of the girls' fancies in Casa Amor, despite him being one of the more likable, genuine souls rocking around in there. His Gaelic hue – which serves to highlight the flow of that tattoo – unfortunately won't be appreciated given their preoccupation with all-over body tans and dark hair. Still, one can dream...

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