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One of you wants to order pizza while the other is wary

One of you wants to order pizza while the other is wary

One of you wants to order pizza while the other is wary

They say we're going to experience both a baby boom and a spike in divorce cases when all of this is over. The future baby-makers are using the downtime to master the art of Tantra and swing from the chandeliers. The future divorcees are counting down the days until they can finally be free.

The rest of us aren't sure which group we're in yet, which is why we've been giving our significant others extra leeway in recent weeks.

We try not to say anything when our beloved thousand-yard stares into the fridge for a full 10 minutes or performs penitential circuits of the garden until it starts to get dark.