DOs AND DON'Ts
On the DART:
Do -- Offer a pregnant woman your seat.
Don't -- Ask if she's pregnant first.
At a dinner party:
Do -- Stand up when a lady enters the room.
Don't -- Stand up if that room happens to be the toilet.
In the office:
Do -- Include your female colleagues when you visit a strip club with clients.
Don't -- Be surprised when they sue for sexual harassment.
On the street:
Do -- Offer to carry a woman's bag if it looks heavy.
Don't -- Start running when you see a guard.
At the shops:
Do -- Hold the door open.
Don't -- Expect a 'Thank You'.
In the nightclub:
Do -- Ask a girl to dance.
Don't -- Lunge more than once.
On a date:
Do -- Offer to pay.
Don't -- Invoice her after the first date when she refuses a second.
Do -- Ask her before she asks you to ask her.
Don't -- Do it on Facebook.
At the wedding:
Do -- Say how nice the bride looks.
Don't -- Say how nice the maid of honour looks -- repeatedly.