Saturday 18 November 2017

DOs AND DON'Ts

, Deirdre Reynolds and  Ian Hollingshead

On the DART:

Do -- Offer a pregnant woman your seat.

Don't -- Ask if she's pregnant first.

At a dinner party:

Do -- Stand up when a lady enters the room.

Don't -- Stand up if that room happens to be the toilet.

In the office:

Do -- Include your female colleagues when you visit a strip club with clients.

Don't -- Be surprised when they sue for sexual harassment.

On the street:

Do -- Offer to carry a woman's bag if it looks heavy.

Don't -- Start running when you see a guard.

At the shops:

Do -- Hold the door open.

Don't -- Expect a 'Thank You'.

In the nightclub:

Do -- Ask a girl to dance.

Don't -- Lunge more than once.

On a date:

Do -- Offer to pay.

Don't -- Invoice her after the first date when she refuses a second.

While proposing:

Do -- Ask her before she asks you to ask her.

Don't -- Do it on Facebook.

At the wedding:

Do -- Say how nice the bride looks.

Don't -- Say how nice the maid of honour looks -- repeatedly.

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