What were we thinking? There’s no such thing as a good take on hooker chic, simple as that. In a world of back fat, love handles, and bingo wings, do we really need to add upper-thigh fat to the list?
Because, let’s not fool ourselves, only the super-svelte, like Baiba, get away with wearing thigh-high boots without unseemly rolls of flesh bursting out over the tops of the boots. Cast them in the bin along with your harem pants and other crazy fashion items that seemed like a good idea at the time.