So over: Platform heels
Platform heels, as worn here by Georgia Salpa, and Nadia Forde, are tacky Celtic Tiger excess summed up in a shoe. It’s one thing for the Irish Models to wear them while on the job.
For us for mere mortals, however, anything that would be right at home in a lap dancer’s wardrobe has no place in any reasonable, right-thinking woman’s shoe collection. Consign them to the fashion bin, along with your bandage dresses, hair extensions and fake tan. Kitten heels are the thinking woman’s shoe of choice this spring/summer.