So Claudine Keane is contemplating foisting a fashion line on us. We’re not gone on celebrity lines, unless you’re Victoria Beckham, but this is the tipping point.
Who in God’s name wants to emulate Claudine’s style, which languishes tastelessly somewhere in the early Noughties? She has admitted that she can’t draw, so what on earth this young mother imagines she can offer to the fashion world that it doesn’t already have is beyond us. A baby-bling range? Footnote: on behalf of women everywhere, we’re sick to death of having Claudine’s post-baby body bounce-back shoved in our faces.