Red Carpet Wrap: Best and worst dressed
Who is a style queen and who should be taken away by the fashion police?
Worst dressed: Julie Delpy
Oh Julie, what on earth happened to you?!
It must have been some catastrophe to make you think that you could leave the house in a dress clearly designed for someone else. (Dare we suggest, someone who's a bit too happy to flaunt their assets, even when they're not exactly blessed in that area ... )
And you didn't even bother to brush your hair. Mon Dieu! What is the world coming to? We feel for you, we really do.
We know that as soon as you've recovered your equilibrium, you'll be wishing that the ground would open up and swallow you so that nobody else gets to witness your shame.
Actually, from the look on your face, we reckon that the realisation is dawning on you right now.
We always thought that there was a rule preventing French actresses from leaving the country unless they were the epitome of classy, chic style.
It seems somehow Ms Delpy bypassed the border guards. We trust it won't happen again.
Best dressed: Michelle Williams
At first we thought we were a bit puzzled by our reaction to Michelle.
We thought that we'd like to like her look more than we actually did. She's beautiful, the Giambattista Valli dress is beautiful . . . but somehow it's all missing the wow factor.
Then we spotted Julie Delpy and her frocky horror show, and we realised just how fabulous Michelle really does look.
We think actually that we've become a bit blasé about the My Week With Marilyn actress. She's been out and about so much promoting that movie in one great combo after another that we're taking her quirky style a little too much for granted.
We feel a bit bad about that, but somehow we don't think Michelle will mind.