Best dressed: Irina Shayk
Oh Irina, that's not very nice! Trying to upstage a budding film star on her big night is not on, even if you are a Sports Illustrated model, who can really work this daring, very fitted peplum dress.
Cristiano may approve of your wardrobe choice for a screening of The Hunger Games, but we're not sure that his mother will.
For you non-footie fans, Irina is of course the squeeze of Real Madrid star Ronaldo. Being a WAG clearly isn't a full-time occupation for the Russian, who seems to yearn to be immortalised on the big screen if her many, many red carpet appearances at movie premieres are anything to go by.
A model wanting to become an actress; now where have we heard that before ...
Worst dressed: Jennifer Coolidge
Can you hear that wailing? It's the sound of tens of thousands of grown men crying as their teenage dreams shatter before their very eyes.
It's been 13 years since American Pie's Jennifer Coolidge, aka Stifler's Mom, burst onto cinema screens as the ultimate MILF.
Thirteen long years ... and clearly they've been unlucky for fans of the buxom actress.
But perhaps we're being too harsh, judging too much.
After all, as her decolletage shows, she is rather unbalanced -- so managing to stand upright is an achievement in itself. And her look isn't exactly meant to appeal to us.
On mature reflection we reckon she's still got it alright.
Unfortunately for the 48-year-old, it's all about to spill out of her rather too snug D&G cocktail dress.