Amanda Brunker: 'Katie Price has lost her marbles - and her dignity - by having a facelift in her 30s'
Amanda Brunker has said she believes British celebrity Katie Price has “lost her marbles” by having a facelift.
Brunker, who earlier this year had Botox live on the Late Late Show, said she believes a facelift in your 30s should nearly be illegal.
“At 39 years of age, my old pal Katie Price has had a facelift. And stayed awake through the whole thing. Stop the world, I want to get off,” Brunker writes in today’s Sunday World.
“This is a ridiculous surgery to undertake at such a young age. Not that we needed any reminding, but the woman has clearly lost her marbles – she could have lost them down the back of her couch, along with her How-to-keep-a-Husband manual and her dignity.”
“Sure, she’s done more mileage than the ESB this week, but seriously, a facelift in your 30s should almost be illegal.”
The columnist admitted that she herself wouldn’t get a facelift done for another few decades.
“Everyone already knows I’m fond of the odd procedure or two – I don’t think I will ever live down having Botox live on The Late Late Show – but facelifts are for old dames like Joan Collins and Jane Fonda.”
“I’m not saying I’d never get one done myself, but I wouldn’t consider it for at least another couple of decades.”
“Of course, Pricey made a video of the surgery, but seeing her chatting to her surgeon as he fiddled about in a large slit in her skull was just over-sharing.”
The former Miss Ireland said she has turned down money to promote procedures like the G-spot Amplification surgery.
“Yes I nearly made a TV show around my breast reduction surgery but it got shut down when I refused to let the cameras into the theatre.”
“I’ve no regrets. Despite what the haters say, I don’t crave attention that badly.”
“That said, I will be getting a few more tweaks on the body in the future. I was thinking of a new J-Lo butt for 2018 and maybe even a new nose. I quite like Melania Trump’s.”
“OK, I’m teasing. For my next surgery I’m planning to whip out a load of unsightly varicose veins from my legs,” she added.