
monday
Darren O'Dea (@odea_darren)
Arsenal need a defender so they try to sign Ozil! Perfect buy! They'll never have to defend coz he'll never give the ball away!!
Ireland defender uncovers Arsene Wenger's masterplan.
TUESDAY
Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP)
Absolutely delighted to be joining Cardiff City FC ! Can't wait to hear the famous Cardiff fans roar ! I promise GOALS !!!
The star of this year's January transfer window finally gets his move in August.
WEDNESDAY
Owen Garvan (@garvalution)
I'll be here longer than he will...trust me
Irishman unhappy at being left off Crystal Palace's 25-man squad by manager Ian Holloway.
THURSDAY
Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26)
Shane Tracy to be in the cover of the Irish version of FIFA
The Limerick midfielder receives support from his former Arsenal team-mate to be the face of the popular computer game.
FRIDAY
Anthony Stokes (@stoksey10)
Commentator just said pilkington pulled out of 5 squads with injuries... I know what to say next time lol
Celtic striker finally learns a lesson, although he may be waiting a while for his next call-up.
SATURDAY
Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5)
What a meal that was....in the morning I'll enter the bathroom at the normal time.....be ready Armitage Shanks!
As it often does, Twitter gives us a little too much insight into the lives of famous people.
SUNDAY
Noel Hunt (@boyhunt)
Minors were Amazing absolutely buzzing for them! The Future is Bright for the Hurling if Waterford!!! Come on the Déise!!
Leeds striker enjoys a weekend off in Croke Park following his native county.