"In one word, yes, of course he can" -- Why would Kevin Keegan use one word when he can use eight after he was asked if Roy Hodgson can turn things around at Liverpool.
"I see Blackburn are in as well. Maybe they have more to offer him. They can offer him free chicken for life and we can't compete with that" -- Harry Redknapp has a chuckle after news emerges that Blackburn are interested in signing ex-footballer David Beckham on loan.
"It's a scandal how things run there. Apparently, a bid nowadays can only be successful if payments are additionally made under the table. One scandal comes on the heels of another" -- Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness is still enraged at FIFA's decision to award World Cups to Russia and Qatar.
"I hope you all die" -- Aldershot striker Marvin Morgan's New Year message to fans via Twitter after they had the cheek to boo him while being substituted in a game.