Benitez takes huge gamble to tackle Mission Impossible
Getting on with the owners has not been quite as difficult for Rafael Benitez as those who like to caricature him would have you believe.
When Roman Abramovich invited him round to dinner after Chelsea's 2-1 win over Arsenal in January 2013, the Spaniard ended up playing indoor football with the Russian's children.
It was one of those days during that crazy period as Stamford Bridge interim manager when everyone suddenly wanted to know him.
After Benitez had been chauffeured to Euston, for the journey north to his home that night, a Chelsea fan asking for photographs was one of the same bruisers who had given him dog's abuse at the same station a few weeks earlier.
Evenings chez Ashley seem even more improbable than a Kensington soiree with the Abramovichs, though Benitez is willing to accept that and to take the almighty gamble that St James' Park represents.
You might say that any new club is a breeze after Chelsea, where Benitez's advisers encouraged him to take his own security men for the infamous 'flag day' when opposition to him had reached its crescendo.
At Real Madrid, Benitez told president Florentino Perez that he should buy the Croatian Mateo Kovacic for €8m, only to be told the club should wait and buy him when he was worth €80m because it would make more of a splash that way.
Cristiano Ronaldo could not even pronounce Kovacic's name properly - much to the midfielder's disdain - after Benitez had talked Perez round. Madness.
But Benitez had talent around him at those clubs. This time there is substantially less and the genuine threat of relegation. "Why on God's earth?" is the first, last and only question which springs to mind.
Because of an acute sense that he was too long out of the game - 23 months - when he last repaired from the continent to his Wirral base, following a midwinter dismissal, administered by Internazionale in December 2010.
And because of an acute desire to manage a club with size, stature and a huge following which he can allow himself to believe, sooner or later, will enjoy European football.
Those who really know will tell him that Newcastle is such a seething mass of dysfunctionality that their European high ground of 13 years ago is simply unattainable.
Yet to have told Benitez on his return from the penury of the Madrid job that Swansea City were managerless and that Southampton, another very well-run club, might be looking for someone like him this summer, would have invited the response that he could not leap from the Bernabeu to such modest surroundings.
The clubs of the stature Benitez is looking for - the Manchester teams, Arsenal, Tottenham, Chelsea and Liverpool - are virtually all closed off to him.
There is no certainty that Mauricio Pochettino will leave Tottenham this summer, or that Spurs chairman Daniel Levy would look to Benitez.
The Spaniard has received several approaches from China in the past six weeks and had seen Germany as a new possibility, though the shape of the job has always mattered more than security. In that sense, Newcastle is one of very few fits.
Benitez may reckon that he knows about dealing with relegation. He met it at Extremadura in the small western Spanish town of Almendralejo, where he arrived in the summer of 1997, tasked with taking the just-relegated side immediately back to the Spanish top flight.
He displayed far more circumspection about taking that job than this one, and though he did get the club immediately promoted, it did not end well.
The second half of the next season - 1998-99 - was better than the first but Extremadura were plunged into a two-leg relegation play-off against Rayo Vallecano.
They gave away a penalty and saw their goalkeeper sent off in the first minute of the away leg, lost and plunged back down to the second tier.
The reference to Benitez being "closer to my home and my family" in yesterday's Newcastle statement was significant.
His wife, Montse, has always been committed to her full life with their two daughters on the Wirral. Not even Perez's offer to build them a home with a golf course and stables, two of her prime interests, could entice him from Liverpool to Madrid in 2009, when Manchester City were also interested.
He will discover in good time that the 190-mile, three-and-a-half hour trip from West Kirby to Tyneside is a slog, but it beats the solitude of hotel life when he managed Napoli - another crazy club.
Now comes the reality of what his predecessors attest is the Godforsaken life inside Mike Ashley's Newcastle, with 10 games to protect himself from a relegation which would substantially damage his reputation as one of Europe's managerial elite.
It is his biggest risk in 23 years of management. © Independent News Service.
Rafa nets £10m deal - with relegation get-out clause
Rafael Benitez was yesterday given a three-year, £10m contract at Newcastle United - twice the money Steve McClaren was on.
And the new manager insisted on a clause being inserted in his contract allowing him to leave should the club be relegated from the Premier League this season.
On a dramatic day at St James' Park, McClaren's misery was ended just before midday when he was sacked after eight months in charge.
By then Benitez was being driven to St James' Park, where he signed the contract his advisers had spent the majority of the week sorting out.
Benitez's first act was to cancel the players' day off and the 55-year-old took a late-afternoon training session that was streamed on the official Newcastle website.
By then Benitez had officially said his first words as manager.
"I have the pleasure to confirm I have committed to a legendary English club, with the massive challenge of remaining part of the Premier League," he said in a statement. "It will be a challenge not just for me and my staff but for the players, the club and the fans.
"All of us must push together in the same direction and with the same target in mind. This is the reason why I'm going to ask for your total support to successfully complete this task.
"Personally, it means my return to the Premier League, closer to my home and my family. I can't be happier. C'mon Toon Army! The club and I need your total involvement."
Newcastle will be the 12th club Benitez has managed in a career that started in 1993 with Real Madrid's second team. He was sacked at the start of this year by Real, with the Spanish team in third place in La Liga.
A sign of the control he has been given in Newcastle's quest to stay in the Premier League - they are second bottom - was shown in the backroom staff that he appointed. Fabio Pecchia, Francisco de Miguel Moreno and Antonio Gomez Perez have joined him at St James' Park, with Ian Cathro and Simon Smith the only survivors from McClaren's regime.
McClaren had been forced to take training for three days despite knowing he was due to be dismissed.
The former England manager received an apology from Lee Charnley, the managing director who appointed him and then fired him in the space of less than a year.
"We acknowledge that reaching this decision has taken a number of days and that this has caused uncertainty for everyone involved, in particular for Steve and the players, for which we apologise," he said.
"However we felt that this time was necessary to ensure the right decisions were reached with the best interests of the club at heart."
Benitez's first match in charge will be against Leicester on Monday night.
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