"England would have won if a trained chimp had been in charge." -- Former England prop Jeff Probyn belittles Clive Woodward's role in the 2003 World Cup triumph.
"He is a boy who makes mistakes sometimes. He's a cut above and makes me think of Sonny Bill Williams." -- Toulon president Mourad Boudjellal risks a future relationship with Sonny Bill after drawing a dubious comparison with Gavin Henson.
"We're being found out because of defence and we're trying to address those things and certainly go to some of the individuals who have let us down." -- Melbourne Rebels coach Rod Macqueen gets ready to axe Danny Cipriani.