"He understands he's got to be a force for good." -- England manager Martin Johnson turns his Kiwi hooker Dylan Hartley into Luke Skywalker.
"The girls were going crazy for the South African players. They definitely stole some of the attention from the Irish lads." -- A socialite 'source' reveals how the Boks dominated the Irish again in a Dublin nightclub after Saturday's match.
"This is torture." -- Disgraced Australian rugby league star Joel Monaghan whispers to his father during an emotional press conference announcing his resignation from the Canberra Raiders.