Almost as soon as Manchester United and Arsenal had kicked off on Sunday Phil Jones set about making it an occasion to remember by falling around on the floor like a some sort of deranged, lost sea mammal.
The footage, which we can't show here, is hilarious, but so were many of the tweets mocking the move. Here are some of the best:
Headbutting the grass while doing 'the worm'. Phil Jones has just become a parody of himself now, sad really.— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 17, 2015
PHIL JONES!!!! pic.twitter.com/9GHg0uLm6D— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) May 17, 2015
Phil Jones today pic.twitter.com/Prwug1uUzH— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) May 17, 2015
That was Phil Jones there, with the most Phil Jones thing Phil Jones could possibly do. Phil Jones.— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) May 17, 2015
Phil Jones. pic.twitter.com/s5e4KQtELn— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 17, 2015
The most Phil Jones thing that Phil Jones has ever done. pic.twitter.com/HFiYSDzv3j— Squawka Football (@Squawka) May 17, 2015
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