It'd ordinarily be no surprise to hear that Mario Balotelli has been the butt of jokes from Twitter trolls. But the latest account to stick the knife into the Liverpool striker is not your usual keyboard warrior.
Cabinteely have given us more than one good humoured tweet since they became a League of Ireland club and they came up trumps again today.
After a similarly measly goal return for their strikers, the Airtricity League First Division club took to Twitter in support of their goal-shy players, going on to rule themselves out of a potential move for the volatile Italian.
How will @FinallyMario respond? Needless to say - we're expecting fireworks...