"An ounce of breeding, a tonne of feeding." - Clare boss Tony Considine on the introduction of Barry Loughnane, son of former Banner boss Ger, against Laois last weekend.
"F**k good show." - A Monaghan backroom member responds after a fan said the Farney County had put up a good show against Tyrone in the Ulster SFC final last Sunday.
"There's some fool texting me during matches - I hope he loses his phone for the rest of his life." - Tipp boss Babs Keating makes his feelings known on the sad pranker.
"It's like an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer for Waterford. What will it take to kill off Cork?" - A texter to Drivetime Sport on the hurling quarter-final draw that pairs the Déise with the Rebels ... again.
"One from the hand, one from the land." - Micheal Ó Muircheartaigh on Mark Vaughan's first two frees for Dublin in last Sunday's Leinster SFC final.
"If Dublin win, it's over-hyped; if Dublin lose, it's over-hyped." - Ciarán Whelan's feeling a little hyper after the victory over Laois.
'To Jack. Great honour to give you the hurl.' - The inscription by DJ Carey on a hurley he presented to golf legend Jack Nicklaus.