Tough luck Tom, this girl's taken
Tom Cruise
I SAW it reported this week that my good friend Tom Cruise (left) had a new love interest on the horizon.
Yes Tom, who I once met for approximately 17 and a half seconds, is reportedly 'obsessed' with 22-year-old Emily Thomas (inset). Well, this one would never work out. She's 31 years younger than him. She's English. She's fresh out of university and she was his assistant on the set of Mission Impossible.
What more would a multi-millionaire global superstar want? You may say a woman who is his equal in age, experience and wealth. Don't be silly. This is Tom's world and Emily seems perfect. The only snag? She has a boyfriend.
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