EMMANUEL Adebayor has splashed his private life all over Facebook in a bizarre bid to explain why his career in the Premier League is at a standstill.
The Spurs striker paints a picture of his family which means he will probably not be invited home for Christmas but hardly sheds any light and his woeful track record.
Adebayor consulted Didier Drogba for advice: "Many people requested that I take advice from the living legend, @DidierDrogba," he posted.
"Recently, I sat down with the man himself and the main advice he gave me was to do what pleases me and what makes me happy. Moreover, I should also tell my family [@Kola Adebayor, @Roten De Lux Adebayor and @Lucia Adebayor] to go find a job to do."
Refuting accusations that he threw his mother out of her house, he pleaded with his family to stop doing 'Juju', the African practice of witchcraft, on him, apparently the root of his problems with injury and form.
"I never sacked my mum from the house. She decided to leave the house," he said.
"How am I going to be in touch with my mum if my mum is the one telling everyone that my work will not go forward, so I will just be on my side and do my thing.
"They should stop talking, they should stop doing Juju on me, they should leave me alone," he pleaded.
"If I am writing this, the main purpose is not to expose my family members. I just want other African families to learn from this. Thank you."