FIRST there's the Italian League and Cup double, then there's the Champions League winner's medal, then a World Cup final appearance. Can it get any better for Wesley Sneijder?
It was probably a lovely day in Tuscany last weekend, when Holland's dinky little superstar further proved that footballers marry better-looking women than the average male.
Step forward the stunning Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.
By the looks of things, the couple had a wonderful day -- him in either a small gentleman's suit, or a large one from Gap Kids, and herself wearing the traditional white marrying robes that are expected of Dutch women.
At one point, they even opened a cake box to find a white crow polishing things off!