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What can a trainer teach a toddler?


Kayne and Kim

Kayne and Kim

Kayne and Kim

Helicopter parent much, Kimye? This week it was revealed that North West now has a personal trainer.

That's on top of tap dance and ballet lessons. Somewhere Suri Cruise must be fuming.

Well the two-year-old now has the most bizarre life of all toddlers. Ergo newspaper inches.

But how does a toddler work out? Do they sweat? Can they sweat? What would a personal trainer teach her? How can she count calories when she can't even count? How can she incorporate 'protein' into her vocabulary while she's still learning the basics of the English language?

Will the toddler now be looking in a mirror asking, 'does my bum look big enough in this', just like her mum?