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Night with the 'stars' is not for me

jTHE Late Late Show is doing 'Stars in their Eyes' tonight. Taking to the mic will be, among others, Emma O'Driscoll (above), Eamonn Coghlan and author Cathy Kelly. Uh, oh. Looks like it's time to switch to Graham Norton. Or start organising a Good Friday party.

jTHE water charges will be €300 a year or €240 a year or more than €1,000 a year. All you can really be certain of is that the local and European elections are only six weeks away, and political parties are desperately scrabbling for votes.

jNOTICE how Barack Obama and Joe Biden's selfie (right) looks like an ad for dentures? They're like the Bee Gees.