Well, well. Michael Eisner (inset), former Disney CEO - what an idiot. What a thick individual. While speaking to Goldie Hawn (left) recently, he told her that women who are beautiful and funny "are impossible to find". What, like all those beautiful and funny men out there? Like that stunningly handsome Will Ferrell? Or that drop-dead gorgeous Steve Carrell? What is Eisner's definition of beautiful? I would love to know. And why the bloody hell does it matter anyway? When you see the fools that are at the top of the entertainment industry it makes you want to never pay to watch another movie ever again.