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Poor Claudine, not one phone call from Posh!

SPARE a thought for Claudine Keane, who is reportedly feeling homesick in LA (current temperature 28 degrees).

Claudine moved over to California with her husband Robbie a couple of weeks ago so he could play alongside his old friend David Beckham at LA Galaxy. Victoria Beckham, however, has not so much as picked up a phone, let alone taken Claudine shopping, since she arrived.

A forlorn Claudine sits by the sun-dappled pool of her new LA mansion waiting and waiting... and waiting.

See? There's always someone worse off than you.