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10 Hairstyles from hell

10 HULK HOGAN

Is wrestling a sport? Dodgy one, that. But not as dodgy as Hulk's contribution to the facial hair debate.

9 RUDI VOLLER & FRANK RIJKAARD

Aka the two Ronnies. Doubtless they'll happily share this award in the same way they once shared the Dutch master's saliva.

8 LANNY McDONALD

Who is he? Haven't a clue. Apparently some Canadian ice hockey player. But what a tache!

7 EDDIE THE EAGLE

Can't see very well (cue the Deirdre Barlow glasses). Can't sky jump. And a scarily suspicious ronnie, to boot.

6 JOEY BARTON

Surprise surprise, this is not a prison mug shot.

5 THE BIG DIPPER

The Aussies are world class at most sports, including follicular fertilisation. This Aussie Rules giant is among the best, whatever about the fairest, of them all.

4 GRAHAM GOOCH

English cricket legend who used hair treatment to supplement his thinning thatch. He must have mistakenly poured a bottle over his upper lip, too.

3 RIVELINO

Fancy a Brazilian? (No rude jokes, please). All this amigo is missing is a Mexican sombrero.

2 ROLLIE FINGERS

Again, you may ask: who dat? He was an American baseball legend in the '70s and '80s. Truly, his perfect twirl is a thing of beauty.

1 MERV HUGHES

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's got the hairiest of them all? It can only be this fast-bowling terror from Down Under.


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