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Digested Read: Eat, Pray, Love, by Elizabeth Gilbert

No one understood, y'see. I was married, I had a nice home, I was a successful New York-based writer.

Ladies -- how could I not be unhappy? It all began with a conversation with a ninth-generation medicine man in Bali. "I'm very much afraid, Elizabeth," he said, "that even primitive tribes know that the sun shines out of the East in the morning, as opposed to the fundament of any one puddle-shallow New Yorker who should spend some of her new book advance on a ladder and just get over herself."

It all began with a conversation with a ninth-generation medicine man in Bali. "I'm very much afraid, Elizabeth," he said, "that even primitive tribes know that the sun shines out of the East in the morning, as opposed to the fundament of any one puddle-shallow New Yorker who should spend some of her new book advance on a ladder and just get over herself."

Men, eh? But such ancient wisdom. How could I not divorce my beloved husband I'd been screwing around on and blow a book advance on (oh, the sacrifice!) a trip around the world in 80 prays?

I could: (a) make an Alp-sized dent in the EU food mountain in Italy; (b) unfavourably compare my new muffin-belly with the skinny beggars of caste-ridden India; (c) maybe score a Brazilian back in Bali. A Brazilian man, ladies, not a wax (oh, the humanity!).

So, off I go to Rome to find myself -- but lo! -- there's no mirrors in Rome, so I have to be content with my reflection in the eyes of luscious Italian language tutor, Giovanni.

"I don't know how to be here," I wailed while stuffing myself with deep-fried Marza Barz.

"Erm, that-a doesn't make-a sense-a in any language-a," he flirted outrageously.

Men, eh? They're only after one thing.

Pity I don't have it.

Still, upwards and onwards to an ashram in India for some spirituality that's not even slightly a quick-fix superficial status symbol. I mean, I scrubbed actual floors (oh, The Oneness of All Things!).

Okay. One floor. But a big-ish one.

And so to Bali. Sun, sea and (lawks!) Brazilian factory owners. Okay. One Brazilian factory owner. But a big-ish one (fnarr).

Men, eh?

Where would a smart, educated, independent, successful, spiritually enlightened woman be without one?

The Digested Read, In One Line: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?


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