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Fair play to Jedward

What's the big deal about Jedward being dropped by Sony after one record? They've already signed a new deal with Universal! Listen, here are two kids from Lucan who can't sing, can't dance but boy, have they gone far. Manager Louis says they're "busier than ever", they are on tour and even have their own Easter Egg range.

They might irritate the hell out of us but they're the ones on their way to millionaire status with thousands of fans who couldn't care less that they're not the next Take That. They should milk this time for all it's worth, because even they know it won't last.

The rest of us will take any success story going at the moment, and if it's two goofy guys with a talent for just, well, whatever it is they do, then that'll do us fine. Good luck to them.