Couple call it quits after a week

Surprise surprise. The Irish couple (inset) who met each other at the altar and got married have called it a day. The two took part in a competition run by iRadio - and they lasted less than a week.

Don't be shocked - the warning signs were there. They had never met before. He had been single "for eight or 10 weeks" before the experiment. It was probably the worst publicity stunt ever.

To be honest, after all the hard work, sweat and tears that went into the Marriage Equality campaign, it seems that the gay community would have more respect for marriage than these two straight numpties!