Saturday 20 January 2018

Terrible song lyrics

Ten song lyrics that may have benefitted from the wisdom of a second opinion.

'New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick' LFO - Summer Girls

'I don't want to see a ghost / It's the sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast / Watch the evening news' Des'ree - Life

'I'm serious as cancer / When I say rhythm is a dancer' Snap - Rhythm Is a Dancer

'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble / So you don't confuse them with mountains' Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

'Someone left the cake out in the rain / and I don't think that I can take it / 'cause it took so long to bake it / and I'll never have that recipe again' Richard Harris (or Donna Summer) - MacArthur Park

'An' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes / you know you really love a woman' Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman

'And I met a girl / She asked me my name / I told her what it was' Razorlight - Somewhere Else

'Pink it's like red but not quite' Aerosmith - Pink

'It's not a bird, it's not a plane/ It must be Dave, who's on the train' Scooter - Nassaja

'I got so many clothes I keeps 'em in my aunt's house' Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

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