Why won't my children take me seriously?
You have to wonder. Who ever let me be a father? I was never really cut out for it. I always assumed I wouldn't be a father. But you assume a lot of things when you're young and stupid and you're never going to get old, and you'll either never die or you'll die young.
When you're young and arrogant you think you'll never do anything as obvious as become a father. It's for squares. It's for other people. It's a really unoriginal thing to do. Everyone does it, so why should I?
And then of course you end up doing all these obvious kinds of thing. You get a job, you get married, you have kids.