Thursday 23 November 2017

Watch out - aliens are coming and they're after our women r

The woman who hasn't had sex for 39 years is back in good form what with all the good news about Mars.

The beginning of life on Mars must have had some element of sex or maybe the Martians were amoebas hatched out of an egg made of molecules spewed up from molten rocks.

Aliens and sex will definitely hook you up to this piece, it being a well-known fact that people take a great deal of interest in matters pertaining to sex and aliens; and if you bring the two together, well then, it's a sure thing that people will read every word.

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