Trump: the on-again, off-again visit will be absolutely hilarious
So, The Donald ain't gonna visit this cockamamie little island after all. In a great victory for cranky Irish lefties, it emerged earlier this week that Trump's planned exhaustive visit to Yurp will only include Scotland, which must have the Scots wondering just what they did to deserve this.
But here's the thing - I'm actually rather gutted he won't be coming here.
Not because I support all of his policies - let's be honest, even he doesn't support all of his policies - but because the craic we'd have during a Trump visit would have been mighty.