Roddy Doyle's Charlie Savage: New threads for a new wife…
I'm after buying a Russian wife. I think I am - I'm not sure. I pressed something on the laptop - I don't know. The Irish wife isn't going to be happy. Why didn't I just go to the shops? Ah, Jesus.
I open the kitchen window and gulp some air. It doesn't help. The dogs are under the window, expecting food or affection.
- It's not a good time, lads, I tell them, and I bring my head back in.