My Week: Jack O'Connor*
MONDAY: I had a terrible night's sleep. I dreamt that there was a Taoiseach who knew the word "no" and wasn't afraid to use it. Woke up and realised that Enda Kenny's still in charge. Phew. That was a close call.
Off to work at Siptu, aka the Socialist Irish P***-Takers Union, where I've been bugging the Irish people on behalf of my members since 2003.
This is the week that the Government will finally bow down to our demands for absolutely everything, plus a bit extra for luck. All we have to do is wait.