What ails ye?
• We now have support groups for everyone who suffers from any type of illness or complaint, so that no one need feel alone or isolated in their pain and misery. The only type of people who have no support groups are those who don't know what's wrong with them -- the sort of people who walk around with long faces.
Someone should start a 'What Ails Ye?' support group for such people so that they can just ring a number and the person on the other end just asks 'what ails ye?'
Swords, Co Dublin