Sunday 19 November 2017

Truth will out

• A dad buys a lie-detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"

"At school dad." Robot slaps the son!

"Ok, I watched a dvd at my mate's."

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