• Pope Benedict should be told that no matter how close he parks his church to the Pearly Gates, it still won't be getting in.
Gatecrashing will not work either.
The solution is to try and put it at the other gates instead -- the mindsets of most of the officers and crew he commands are already there.
It's not just Big Religion that has a problem -- big everything else from business to politics is in the same position.
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