Tax as we know it
• From 'Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan' -- Mr Spock speaking to Captain Kirk: Were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
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• One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'