Monday 22 April 2019

Shock death of a party departed

The shocked crowd gathered around the body. It was obvious that there was no hope, that there was no possibility of putting the parts together again.

The head lay at some distance from the body; it wasn't even looking in the same direction. It seemed to be preoccupied with something else, some other mission. It seemed to have lost any interest in reconnecting to the main body.

The body itself had obviously suffered heavy damage; there was clear evidence of a recent beating, and it had shrunk to an almost unrecognisable size, obviously starved of what had previously kept it healthy. Various limbs lay scattered around.

There was a wide divergence of opinion as to the exact cause of death but everybody agreed that a complete lack of guts was a major contributory factor.

Clearly, a number of those present had had a close relationship with the recently departed. Some became hysterical, refusing to accept the awful reality. Paul McKay called on the body parts to reassemble, to continue as before; but was led away sobbing.

A Mr Cannon made a desperate call for help in breathing new life into the corpse but his pleas fell on deaf ears as the diminishing crowd drifted away to make funeral arrangements.

It was clear that the Party Departed was permanently redundant.

ANTHONY SHERIDAN

COBH, CO CORK

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