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Rocket science

• North Korea, in an effort to enter the space race, made a complete dog's dinner of its first attempted launch. Why did its rulers not keep an eye on current events in Ireland?

According to a leading "spacer" at the Noonan School of Astronautical Wishful Thinking, our economy will soon take off like a rocket. See, it's not rocket science, you know!

Sean Kelly
Tramore, Waterford

Irish Independent