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Revenue blues

• Fr O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Fr O'Malley?"

'It is.'

"This is Revenue. Can you help us?"

'I can.'

"Do you know a Ted Murphy?"

'I do.'

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

'He is.'

"Did he donate €10,000 to the church?"

'He will.'

Anthony Woods
Ennis, Co Clare

Irish Independent