Do any of you suffer from an allergy to pet hair? Thousands do and your Government is aware of the problem. Now we can all do something to help.
Due to the difficulty in enforcing dog licence laws, it is proposed to bring in a universal tax known as the "Household Pet Incentive Tax".
All households will be required to pay this tax, whether they have an elephant in the room or merely put up with irritating parasites.
So in the fight against licence dodgers you too can pay, sorry, play your part.
Spancil Hill, Co Clare