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• Whilst we wait for cash to demolish the houses built in the boom, in order to build more houses for the next boom, we have taken to doing a bit of Disneyland.
'The Gathering' was dreamed up by the brains of the nation to attract back the diaspora for a hooley and let them see how well we have done, how Polish and Russian have become the second and third languages of the nation.
We have commemorations for everything. Medals, plaques, scrolls and photo opportunities never scorned. Heck, Mick Platini is flying in to meet up with nice Mr Delaney and give our football followers a nice shield for being the 'best little fans in the world'.