Wednesday 13 December 2017

One-armed bandit

• Convert the redundant e-voting machines into fruit machines and place them in the Central Bank building -- killing two birds with one stone and creating a self-financing memorial to casino capitalism.

Dr John Doherty
Gaoth Dobhair, Co Donegal

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